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Heartbreak Healer

Heartbreak Healer

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Heartbreak Healer Elevated Elixir. It is hand crafted like a concentrated tea and pours like a mixer!  Gluten Free. Vegan. Low Sugar. High Function. 

Each bottle is 16 ounces with 16-32 servings depending on how you use it!

Add to seltzer, coffee, tea, create a fancy non-alcoholic cocktail or top your favorite ice cream. Fresh floral notes, lively citrus, and smooth herbal layers, with depth and complexity. We use culinary grade lavender (no soapy aftertaste!) and have partnered with alchemists in Oregon to add a special mushroom spagyric extract, bringing a touch of magic to every drop. 

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  • Fun

  • Spagyric Extract

  • Non-Alcoholic

  • Hand Crafted

  • Low Sugar

  • Herbal Hug

Frequently Asked Questions

What do I do with it?

Think of it as a non-alcoholic botanical spirit—brewed like a tea, but pours like a mixer. It’s an elevated elixir! You can sip a little straight if you like, but it's even more delicious mixed into sparkling water, citrus soda, tea, coffee, or crafted into a fancy cocktail. Each sip offers herbal goodness, uplifting your mood like you're strolling through an English garden, getting a hug from flowers.

What does it taste like?

Floral. Tangy. Herbaceous.

It has fresh floral notes, lively citrus, and smooth herbal layers, with complexity similar to a premium spirit—minus the alcohol.

Each sip bursts with herbal magic—we use culinary-grade lavender (no soapy aftertaste!) and partnered with alchemists in Oregon to add a special spagyric extract, bringing a touch of magic to every drop.

Your eyes widen as the playful pink peppercorn awakens your senses, then you settle into your body with comforting vanilla.

What is spagyric extract?

spagyric extract is a unique, alchemical herbal extraction method designed to capture the complete essence of a plant, including its physical, energetic, and mineral properties. The word "spagyric" comes from the Greek words meaning "to separate" and "to reunite." This process involves breaking the plant down into its essential components and then reuniting them to create a more potent and holistic extract.

The process includes three key stages:

  1. Ethanol Extraction – The plant's active compounds are extracted using alcohol to draw out essential oils and medicinal properties.
  2. Hydrosol Distillation – The plant's water-soluble components are captured through steam or water distillation.
  3. Calcination – The plant's leftover minerals are obtained by burning the remaining plant material to ash, which is then purified and added back to the extract.

This meticulous process is believed to create a more complete and absorbable extract, capturing the body, spirit, and essence of each botanical. In Heartbreak Healer, we use spagyric extracts to bring out the full potential of herbs like motherwort, turkey tail, and lemon balm.

Do extracts have alcohol?

Yes, many herbal extracts, including those used in Heartbreak Healer, are made using alcohol as a solvent because it’s highly effective at drawing out and preserving the active compounds from plants. Alcohol helps extract both the water-soluble and fat-soluble components, making the resulting extract more potent and long-lasting.

Although the extracts in Heartbreak Healer are made using alcohol, the final amount of alcohol in the product is extremely low. The alcohol content is minimal—just enough to support the extraction process and ensure the potency of the botanical ingredients, so Heartbreak Healer remains classified as a non-alcoholic product.

Why pure cane sugar?

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down! We use pure cane sugar in Heartbreak Healer because it offers a clean, natural sweetness that enhances the complex flavors of our botanicals without overshadowing them. It also doesn’t leave an aftertaste like some artificial or alternative sweeteners, and we did a survey of people avoiding stevia and it felt appropriate to leave those out in this formula.

Also, sugar is sugar, regardless of its source, when it comes to how our bodies process it. Whether it’s cane sugar, agave, honey, or another natural sweetener, the body breaks it down into glucose, which is used for energy. While the type of sugar may affect taste, texture, or processing, the biological impact remains the same. That’s why we recommend consuming sugar in moderation, while still enjoying the benefits and flavor it brings to our herbal mixer. Our other flavors will explore other sweeteners but the delicate botanicals in this one needed sugar.

Heartbreak Healer

Heartbreak Healer Elevated Elixir. It is hand crafted like a concentrated tea and pours like a mixer!  Gluten Free. Vegan. Low Sugar. High Function. 

Each bottle is 16 ounces with 16-32 servings depending on how you use it!

Add to seltzer, coffee, tea, create a fancy non-alcoholic cocktail or top your favorite ice cream. Fresh floral notes, lively citrus, and smooth herbal layers, with depth and complexity. We use culinary grade lavender (no soapy aftertaste!) and have partnered with alchemists in Oregon to add a special mushroom spagyric extract, bringing a touch of magic to every drop.