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Botanical. Balanced. Bright. It is brewed like a tea and pours like a mixer! Heartbreak Healer is a versatile, non-alcoholic elevated herbal mixer crafted from a blend of carefully selected botanicals, spices, and extracts. It’s designed to be added to seltzer, coffee, tea, cocktails, or even desserts.

We call it "elevated" because it’s not just a typical mixer. Heartbreak Healer is made with botanical and herbal ingredients and a spagyric extract, which enhances the potency and benefits of the botanicals. It’s a functional mixer that nourishes the body and soul, turning every sip into a transformative experience. It’s designed to uplift, refresh, and support mindful, purposeful drinking while adding a touch of magic to your beverages. Also, it's not a cure all. We believe in the power of plants. This is a fun, delicious beverage that hopefully helps people feel like they are getting an herbal hug and will then go explore more about their plant allies! 

A spagyric extract is a unique, alchemical herbal extraction method designed to capture the complete essence of a plant, including its physical, energetic, and mineral properties. The word "spagyric" comes from the Greek words meaning "to separate" and "to reunite." This process involves breaking the plant down into its essential components and then reuniting them to create a more potent and holistic extract.

The process includes three key stages:

1. Ethanol Extraction – The plant's active compounds are extracted using alcohol to draw out essential oils and medicinal properties.
2. Hydrosol Distillation – The plant's water-soluble components are captured through steam or water distillation.
3. Calcination – The plant's leftover minerals are obtained by burning the remaining plant material to ash, which is then purified and added back to the extract.

This meticulous process is believed to create a more complete and absorbable extract, capturing the body, spirit, and essence of each botanical. In Heartbreak Healer, we use spagyric extracts to bring out the full potential of herbs like motherwort, turkey tail, and lemon balm.

Yes, many herbal extracts, including those used in Heartbreak Healer, are made using alcohol as a solvent because it’s highly effective at drawing out and preserving the active compounds from plants. Alcohol helps extract both the water-soluble and fat-soluble components, making the resulting extract more potent and long-lasting.

Although the extracts in Heartbreak Healer are made using alcohol, the final amount of alcohol in the product is extremely low. The alcohol content is minimal—just enough to support the extraction process and ensure the potency of the botanical ingredients, so Heartbreak Healer remains classified as a non-alcoholic product.

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down! We use pure cane sugar in Heartbreak Healer because it offers a clean, natural sweetness that enhances the complex flavors of our botanicals without overshadowing them. It also doesn’t leave an aftertaste like some artificial or alternative sweeteners, and we did a survey of people avoiding stevia and it felt appropriate to leave those out in this formula.

Also, sugar is sugar, regardless of its source, when it comes to how our bodies process it. Whether it’s cane sugar, agave, honey, or another natural sweetener, the body breaks it down into glucose, which is used for energy. While the type of sugar may affect taste, texture, or processing, the biological impact remains the same. That’s why we recommend consuming sugar in moderation, while still enjoying the benefits and flavor it brings to our herbal mixer. Our other flavors will explore other sweeteners but the delicate botanicals in this one needed sugar.