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About Hatchet Granny

Our Story

Crafted with Magic & Intention

Meet Cimcie Nichols, the self-proclaimed “beverage goblin” who founded Hatchet Granny after decades in the health and wellness industry and navigating the depths of heartbreak. Finding solace in plants, sound, and community, Cimcie transformed her pain into purpose, birthing Hatchet Granny from the ashes of her grief.

Inspired by the audacious spirit of Carrie A. Nation, leader of the Women’s Temperance Movement, we’re here to smash outdated notions of what it takes to feel good and have a damn good time. We believe pleasure and purpose can coexist, crafting elevated herbal elixirs that nourish both body and soul—a delicious, vibrant alternative for those seeking a different kind of buzz.

Hatchet Granny is now more than a name; she’s a living, breathing force of nature—a mystical swamp witch with the audacity to carve her own path. Her world, where swamp roots entwine with neon-lit cityscapes, pulses with magic, mystery, and contrasts: urban yet primal, grotesque yet beautiful, teetering on the edge of chaos and rebirth. Her creations, steeped in ancient wisdom, reflect her unyielding spirit and magnetic presence, offering a taste of something wild and extraordinary.

We’re building a community that celebrates the macabre, dances in the moonlight, and finds solace in shared experiences. As a give-back brand, a portion of our proceeds supports MusiCares, aiding the humans behind the music that enriches our lives. Whether navigating life’s challenges, seeking vibrant community, or craving a booze-free drink, join the order. Embrace the unhinged, raise a glass (or a hatchet), and celebrate the beautiful messiness of life with us.

Get First Dibs

Order Your Elixir Today

BREWING NOW. Order your healer today and get one of the first bottles from the first run. The Heartbreak Healer Elevated Herbal Mixer is designed to nourish the heart—energetically and emotionally—while providing a truly elevated, botanical beverage experience. Crafted to feel like an herbal hug and evoke strolling through a blooming English garden, this first flavor in our three-part series focuses on the heart center.

The botanical brew is coming soon! 

Elixirs for Empowerment

Join the Order, Spread The Magic

Crafting transformative elixirs and a vibrant community, where the macabre meets the magical and every sip is a celebration. We are also dedicated to being a give back brand.

Our Mission

Hatchet Granny creates elevated herbal elixirs that nourish, energize, and offer a fun alternative to traditional nightlife. More than just drinks, we're building a vibrant community that celebrates the macabre and shared experiences to thrive. We embrace alchemy, herbalism, and a touch of magic to craft beautiful booze-free drinks and cathartic events, supporting those who want to drink mindfully without losing the fun. We love to dance and are here to put the fun in functional. A Percentage of proceeds goes directly to MusiCares, an organization that supports the humans behind the music.

Our Vision

We envision a world where 'booze-free' doesn't mean fun free and becomes the go-to for bold flavors and unforgettable experiences. Hatchet Granny aspires to be the ultimate elixir bar for gothic and rock ‘n’ roll events, hosting immersive dance nights, movie nights, and pop-ups that redefine nightlife. With our branded drink line we aim to create a movement that proves fun and mindful drinking go hand in hand. Through plants and events, we help people navigate life's stressors to thrive, not just survive. Let's have some fun!

And a special THANK YOU to our Kickstarters, you will always be our little skulls. Thank you for supporting our dream, for buying an idea.

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